Frequently Asked Questions
Does Your Dog Care About a Clean, Odor-Free Yard?
LOL. Not Even a Little.
Let’s be honest—your dog isn’t out there judging the landscaping. In fact, they prefer a yard covered in steaming monuments to their dominance. To them, every turd is a territorial trophy. And every time you scoop it up, they're like, “Really, Karen? I just put that there.”
They don’t want it clean. They want it fragrant. Funky. Festive. Like a poop-scented candle collection from Hell.
But you care. (At least, we hope you do.) So while your dog rolls joyfully in their greatest hits album, we’re here to quietly erase the evidence—and restore your yard to something slightly more human-friendly.
You're welcome.
Does Deuce Scoop clean the whole yard?
What is the optional sanitizing & deodorizing service?
If your yard smells less like “welcome home” and more like a porta-potty at a music festival, we’ve got you. Deuce Scoop’s weekly, bi-weekly, and monthly deodorizing treatments nuke odors at the source—safely and eco-friendlily (yes, that’s a word now). Totally safe for pets, kids, plants, and even that one neighbor who eats kale recreationally. Clean yard, happy nose, zero shame.
How Deuce Scoop Sanitizing & Deodorizing Works
We hook up to your hose and mist your yard, patio, or deck with a pet-safe, eco-friendly spray that knocks out odors fast—and makes your space smell less like a dog park on a hot day.
Why People Love It:
• Keeps your outdoor spaces fresh and fly-free
• Safe for pets, kids, plants—even that barefoot friend
• Works on grass, turf, concrete, and more
• Weekly, bi-weekly OR MONTHLY = always clean, never gross
How does Deuce Scoop ensure my dogs' safety?
At Deuce Scoop, the safety of our clients and their dogs is our top priority. We disinfect all equipment and shoes with a kennel-grade cleaner between each yard like we’re prepping for surgery. Additionally, we take gate photos after each job to ensure your pets stay secure—because let’s be honest, your dog’s greatest dream isn’t catching a squirrel or finally catching their tail… it’s sweet, glorious escape. We’re talking full-on Shawshank Redemption vibes. So we double-check every gate like their freedom depends on it. Because it does. And don’t worry—we’ll also keep an eye out for any suspicious Raquel Welch posters taped to the fence. Nice try, Fido. All our employees undergo background checks for added peace of mind. Because your dog deserves to be safe, secure, and smugly unaware we just picked up their shame nuggets.
What is the cost of hiring a professional pooper scooper?
Less than your dog’s designer kibble and significantly less than therapy for stepping in a steamer barefoot.
Deuce Scoop plans start at just $19 per full yard cleaning—because your time (and dignity) is worth more than chasing landmines. Pricing is based on number of dogs and cleanup frequency (twice a week, weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly). Most humans average between $61 and $110/month to never scoop again. Worth it? Absolutely.
Is a contract required for pooper scooper services?
Absolutely not. We’re not your cable company or gym membership.
There are zero contracts, and no awkward break-up calls required. Start, pause, or cancel anytime through your customer portal—or just shoot us a message. We’ll even pretend not to take it personally.
You pay on the first of each month. If you stop paying, we stop scooping. Simple as that.
How is pet waste disposed of after each cleanup?
That’s right—we don’t just pile it up in your neighbor’s bushes like some kind of monster. We remove every deuce from your property and dispose of it properly, responsibly, and with the dignity a steaming pile deserves.
Can you clean while my dog is in the yard?
Absolutely—we love dogs. Rolling around in their backyard domain while we clean up their… artistic expressions is part of the gig.
However, if your dog thinks we're trespassing invaders rather than professional poop archaeologists, we kindly ask you to keep them inside. Safety first. Ours, mainly. If Cujo shows up instead of Lassie, and we’re dodging teeth instead of turds, we’ll have to ask you to secure your furry friend—or risk being dropped like a flaming bag of... well, you get it.
Can I choose a specific day for cleanup?
Yes, you can totally request a specific day—just like you requested abs back in 2017 and never followed through.
While we can’t guarantee every day is available in your area (because time travel isn’t real… yet), we’ll absolutely do our best to make it happen. We're kind of like the poop fairy, just slightly more punctual and significantly less glittery.
Do you offer arrival windows for your services?
Nope. No 4-hour “wait around like you're in a hostage negotiation” windows here.
We optimize routes to minimize drive time, save on gas, and keep your cost lower than your dog's opinion of your vacuum cleaner. We strive to accommodate your schedule—but we're not DoorDash, and poop waits for no one.
Do you offer dog waste removal services year-round?
Yes, we scoop year-round—unless Mother Nature decides to throw a full-blown tantrum.
If there's lightning, flooding, or conditions that make it unsafe (or just plain impossible) to scoop, we may need to reschedule. But rest assured, we’ll get back out there as soon as it's safe and your dog's "contributions" are ready for pickup.
